2horse:

Wow. Something to aspire to.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

Hello, my name is Leo!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WILL DADDY BE AT HOME WHEN WE GET BACK?

NO. I’M AFRAID HE WON’T, MARGARET. I SHOULD BE HONEST WITH YOU. IT’S NOT A BUSINESS TRIP. YOUR FATHER MET A STEWARDESS AND LET HIS LOINS GUIDE HIM RIGHT OUT OF OUR LIVES. THE FOOL. THE DAMNED FOOL.

WILL HE BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS?

NOT UNLESS HE WANTS TO GET HIS WORTHLESS, FILTHY LITTLE SCHMECKEL SLOWLY REMOVED WITH AN OYSTER KNIFE.

WHAT?

NOTHING DARLING. MOMMY’S JUST RAMBLING.

shoelust:

Charlene Ong

showmemakeup:

Makeup - Myself
Photography - Martin Higgs
Model - Joanna Power
Retoucher - Siegfried Loin Mtc

To see a video on how I created this makeup, pleased click on the link:
http://youtu.be/7kD8Pv2O4Ps

missladyfinger:

MANICURE MUSE: Alexander Wang Spring ‘13

Showing a little skin never hurt anybody… I’m excited to reveal the Alexander Wang Ladyfinger. Feeling cheeky? Get the look here.