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noviasyifi
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textbook:

Emoji shoes.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.
WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 
WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.
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shoelust:

Isa Tapia
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU WANT TO GET A PIZZA AFTER THIS?
Yeah, sure. Papa John’s is doing a two-for-one special.
AREN’T THEY ALWAYS?
Kind of. Yes.
NOT MUCH OF A SPECIAL THEN, IS IT?
Good point. Can you hand me the body wash?
NO, BUT I CAN PICK IT UP WITH MY MOUTH AND THEN DROP IT ON YOU.
Close enough.
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2horse:

Wow. Something to aspire to.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.
HI.
HOW WAS WORK?
DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU REALLY DO.
HI.
WELCOME HOME.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?
HOW’S THE WEATHER?
I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.
WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?
I LOVE THE INTERNET.
HOW WAS WORK?
I’M HUNGRY.
WE MISSED YOU.
I’M HUNGRY TOO.
YOU LOOK STUNNING.
ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.
LET’S WATCH TV.
HOW WAS WORK?
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Hello, my name is Leo!
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WILL DADDY BE AT HOME WHEN WE GET BACK?
NO. I’M AFRAID HE WON’T, MARGARET. I SHOULD BE HONEST WITH YOU. IT’S NOT A BUSINESS TRIP. YOUR FATHER MET A STEWARDESS AND LET HIS LOINS GUIDE HIM RIGHT OUT OF OUR LIVES. THE FOOL. THE DAMNED FOOL.
WILL HE BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS?
NOT UNLESS HE WANTS TO GET HIS WORTHLESS, FILTHY LITTLE SCHMECKEL SLOWLY REMOVED WITH AN OYSTER KNIFE.
WHAT?
NOTHING DARLING. MOMMY’S JUST RAMBLING.
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shoelust:

Charlene Ong